ARE GAS PRICES KILLING YOU? In a future where gas prices have hit an astronomical $40 a gallon, kindergarten teacher Archie Andrews (Mike Brune) has had enough. The environmentalist is determined to find an alternative energy source for his car, and while experimenting an accidental cut provides unintended inspiration and Archie discovers all his car needs is... blood. As the only person in town who can afford to drive, Archie attracts all sorts of attention, including that of sex-crazed Denise (Katie Rowlett) and the two race into a mutually beneficial arrangement taken to increasing extremes. Before long the government catches wind of Archie's corpuscle fuel concept and sends agents to track him down as he is simultaneously pursued by sweet Wheatgrass Girl (Anna Clumsky), the only person in Archie's world who sees him for who he really is.